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                            1. Rahul Gandhi' s vacations. Because when he comes back, he is on fire but like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know.

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                            2. Justice Katju's percentages: We like him and his post-retirement pravachans. But saying 90 per cent of Indians are idiots excludes him from the 10 per cent.

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                            3. Digvijaya Singh's tweets: Because he is boring.

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                            4. Radhe Maa: We are better off with Sukhvinder Kaur. The amount of red she wears can give one red eyes. Because even the gods' are not that crazy.

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                            5. Rakhi Sawant's Jejus. Because sab ne chitting ki hai and speaking in Hindi or Marathi won't make her sound less intelligent. Did we say that?

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                            6. Kamaal R Khan on Twitter: He thinks he is Marlon Brando, but all he manages is being full-on MCP. One character too much for 140.

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                            7. Sajid Khan's gags: Or films as he calls them.

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                            8. Chetan Bhagat's love stories: Because he is a better columnist. Better than the novelist. He will be better at anything but writing books.

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                            9. Lalit Modi's photoshop skills: The damage he has done to Sushma Swaraj and Vasundhara Raje is nothing compared to what he's doing to us with photoshop.

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                            10. Sunny Leone: Yes, Karanjit. You have come back, come out and come up. Now drop that Sunny side, Kaur you're no longer hardcore.

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                            11. Dolly Bindra's vocal chord: Because she has a mouth and she uses it.

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                            12. Asaduddin Owaisi: Because he is the Muslim Giriraj Singh.

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                            13. Giriraj Singh: Because he is the Hindu Owaisi.

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                            14. Sadhvi Prachi: Because there are too many TV cameras around.

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                            15. Gajendra Chauhan: Because kids will think soft porn is art.

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                            16. Baba Ramdev's Baba: Because he is not. He's a ayurveda and yoga conglomerate.

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                            17. Kapil Sharma's comedy: Because it's not funny anymore. Insulting women and the weak is not comic.

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                            18. Tiger Shroff's pink lips: Because why? Why does he need to be hunky and dory at the same time?

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                            19. Jackky Bhagnani: Daddy Bhagnani, please give up. Because money doesn't make stars.

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                            20. Shakti Kapoor on screen: Because we have his daughter now.

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                            21. Uday Chopra's career: Because he thinks he can act.

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                            22. Sreesanth's bawling: He could bowl.

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                            23. Arvind Kejriwal's lectures: Because where is Lokpal?

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                            24. Pratibha Patil's demands: We could afford all that when she was the president.

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                            25. Shobhaa De on everything: Because looks don't sell columns anymore.

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                            26. Sharad Yadav in Rajya Sabha: People didn't want him in Lok Sabha. He managed to get in the Rajya Sabha to draw in air the South Indian women figure.

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                            27. Ajit Pawar: Because if you copy Nitin Gadkari, urine in bigger trouble.

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                            28. Kapil Sibal's poetry: Sir, zero loss if you leave it.

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                            29. Lalu in politics: Buffoonery was nice until he was convicted.

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                            30. Shatrughan Sinha's politics: Looking London, shooting Tokyo.

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                            31. Asaram Bapu: Because godmen don't rape and kill.

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                            32. Baba Ram Rahim Singh: Even if the courts spare him, he needs to be punished for MSG.

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                            33. Mamata Banerjee's chappal: Because hawai chappal is no proof of simplicity. Also, they were bought in 1984.

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                            34. RK Pachauri: From any office anywhere. Not good for environment.

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                            35. Rahul Yadav Quitting: Because he has to quit quitting.

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